hoslay saray main azma
baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha |
Kya hai Zindagi??
Dekho toh Khawaab hai Zindagi,
Padho toh Kitaab hai Zindagi,
Par hum yeh kehte hai,
Haste raho toh Aasaan hai Zindagi.. |
Sr jhukta
hai SHARM mein,
Sr jhukta hai ADAB mein,
Sr jhukta hai LIKHNE mein,
Or Sr jhukta hai kisi “GENIUS“ ka msg parhne mein |
Santa proposing a girl: Darling
kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? |
Ajeeb
lagti hay sham kabhi kabhi...
Zindagi lagti hai baijan kabhi kabhi...
Samjh aaye to humein bhi batana k.....
Kyun karti hain yaadein pareshan kabhi kabhi... |
Hum us Phool kay Shidai hay jo
Shabnam say Be Pak ho
Ronday Howay Phoolo Ko hum uthaya Nahee Kartay |
Har RASTA
aik SAFAR Cahta hai,
har MUSAFAR ek hum SAFAR Cahta hai,
Jese CHAHTI hai CHANDNI CHAND ko,
koi hai jo APKO bhi is kadar CHAHTA hai. |
Aaj kal Larkiyon ke kapray
Yahan se less
Waha se Less
Kabhi sleeveless
tou
Kabhi BACKLESS
Or Koi Larka
Ghuur ke Dekhay
tou bolain gi
“ohhh How
Mannerless“ |
ek Larka
ek
Larki
AHA
Adhi Raat ko
OHO
Jungle main
WAH WAH
Jhariyon ke peeche
Oye Hye
Sub se Chup ke
UFFF
Ek Dojey ke sath
W0W
Daba Daba ke
Oa Oa
Aam kha Rahe
thy
HAPPY MANGO SEASON |
What is business...?
Dad: i want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: no !
Dad: the girl is bill Gates‘ Daughter.
Son: then ok!
Dad Goes 2 bill gates...
Dad: i want your Daughter 2 merry my Son.
Bill gates. no
Dad my son is the CEO of world bank.
Bill gates: then ok !
Dad goes 2 the President of the world bank.
Dad: apoint my son as CEO of ur bank
President: no
Dad: he is the son-in-Law of bill gates.
President : then ok
“This is Business “ |
