Hi, Sorry i didnt tell u
that i'm moving permanently 2
ISLAMABAD nxt Monday. I dont know how long i'm staying
there. I will Gv u the No, Address and new E-mail ID when
i get there. Hope 2 c u at least b4 i leave.
Sorry 4 short notice. I have no choice.
They hv chosen me as the next President of Pakistan. |
Aap Ne hum se Roz Nai Ummed
Laga Rakhi hai,
Aapne DiL me IshQ ki Kiran Jaga Rakhi hai,
Hum Roz kahan se Naey MSG Bhejen...
Hum ne Kya MSG Ki Factory Laga rakhi hai..?? |
I'm d best
I can prove it
I can c the tea in tea cup
Can u c the world in world cup?
I can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address?? |
School- a place where papa pays
& son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree |
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes |
GIRL before marriage looks like
Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL. |
Do U know the fullform of
COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets,
L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go
to college regularly.... |
the sky,s falling down,the
whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
silent cry |
some sms abbreviation
all the best ATB
be home let BHL8
boss is listning BIL
call u back later CUBL8R
fine fi9 or f9
excelent XLNT
good luck GUDLUK
running late RINGL8
wait for me W84m
where are you WRU
your ur
for ur information FYI
great GR8
lying LYN
call u back later CUB L8R |
never mind people when they say
you're mad, cause they
always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference |
