5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh
to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram,
woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say
bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch |
life is a hell when u have
american wife. indian salary.
chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had
american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food |
REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY |
press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me |
If 2day is world STEALING DAY
wat wud u steal frm me???
Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising
answers.... ans me first!!! plz.... |
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems |
womens r like internet virus
1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download
thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life |
Dear january,how r febuary and
march. April is not bad.
Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber
got accident in november.Urs december |
2day is a mobile day so plz
open ur mobile cover & remove
battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim
card & say 'govinda govinda' |
love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan........... |
