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system of love
jan-ROSE,
Feb-PROPOSE,
Mar-GIFT,
Apri-LIFT,
May-CHATING,
June-DATING,
July-Miss U,A
ug-MEET U,
Sep-ANGER,
Oct-DANGER,
Nov-LEFT,
Dec-NEXT....... |
10 advantages of not having a
'LOVER'..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear 'aaw.. U r dull today'..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER |
Keep.....................IN
TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!! |
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
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Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous |
positive thinking is a bit like
this: a little bird in
the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u,
dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly |
true bravery is 2 arrive
home.....fully drunk......a late
night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
'hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho' |
let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!By Sardar |
Watching on Monday,friendship
on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,
Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday,
Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday |
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i
cn pretend 2Smile, but
not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many
brothers... but none as SWEET as you. |
Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE |
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