| Only you were selected |
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement. |
| Aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai |
Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki
aadmi pehele bandar tha,
Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai. |
| Sab pichle
janam ka paap hai. |
Last night i saw a dream,
I was walking with god and I told him that
I have a friend like u then he smiled & said:
Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai. |
| Three monkeys ran from the
zoo |
3 Monkeys ran from zoo.
1st found watching TV.
2nd found playing football
And 3rd…
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-
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No yaar, it’s not u…
Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai. |
| Insan se bhagvan na ban
jaau |
Mandir me jap karta hu,
Maszid me namaz padta hu,
Insan se bhagvan na ban jaau,
Isse liye saitan ko roz 1 sms karta hu. |
| Chandani raat mein sone se
pahele |
Chandani raat mein sone se pahele,
Khawaboo ki dunya mein khone se pahle,
Mai ne socha tumhe yaad dila dun,
Mai ne socha tumhe ehsaas diladu.
Susu karke sona ta ki aapki bed geeli naho jaye. |
| Screw dheele tumhare hain |
Asmaan par jitne tare hain
Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain
Samander ke jitne kinare hain
Utne screw dheele tumhare hain |
| U are 100% stupid |
U r 100% beautiful,
U r 100% lovely,
U r 100% sweet,
U r 100% nice, and
U r 100% stupid to believe these words |
| Shayri samaj kar padh raha
hai |
Upar aasman hai
Niche sagar hai,
Aur ek bander isse
Shayri samaj kar padh raha hai. |
| ALLAH ke naam pe de de re
baba |
Yaad hai pehele hum kahan milte
the.
Train ruki, khidki khuli, nazron se nazren mili aur aapne kaha
Allah ke naam pe de de re baba! |
