| Banana hoga monkey ya
donkey |
Khuda ne jab aapko banaya hoga,
Total confusion ka mahol chaya hoga.
Banana hoga monkey ya donkey,
Phir dono ka mixture pasand aaya hoga. |
| Munna bhai pass karvayega |
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega,
Aab bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo,
Warna pass kya munna bhai karvayega? |
| Second best
thing u can do with ur lips |
Smiling is the second best thing
you can do with your lips…
Of course you know the first one
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Its keeping your mouth shut!! |
| Things I know about u |
Things i know about u !
1. You are a special person with a wonderful heart
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10…
Bus baki kal,
1 Din me ek hi joke ! |
| Ab bhi msg nahi karoge to
kya |
Year sms charges:
1995 - 5Rs
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1996 - 4Rs
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1997 -3Rs
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2000 - 2Rs
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2003 - 1Re
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2006 - 50Ps
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2007 - Free
Ab bhi msg nahi karoge to kya,
Tab karoge jab msg karne ke paise milenge? |
| Paap mitane ke liye 108
baar mantra ka jaap karo |
Apni Zindagi ke paap mitaane ke
liye 108 baar iss mantra ka jaap karo
East or west, (Your name) is the best.
Ab mera naam delete karke apna naam daal kar aur paap mat karo. |
| You touched my legs so
take my blessing |
Enter password 2 touch my heart
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**********
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Wait
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Wrong code !
U have touched my legs… Anyway, take my blessings. |
| Useless person like u is
alive |
I thought of suicide,
Went to railway tracks but
Got ur sms and after reading
I thought to be alive, u inspired me because
If a useless person like u is alive, why should i die. |
| Road par bheek mang rahe
hote |
3 Monkeys ran from zoo.
1st found watching TV.
2nd found playing football
And 3rd…
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No yaar, it’s not u…
Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai. |
| Road par bheek mang rahe
hote |
True thought:- Zara socho agar sms
receive karne ke paise lagte to kya hota?
Guess, Aaj tum meri wajha se road par bheek mang rahe hote. |
