| Roz khat likhte hain
cartoon network ko |
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte
hain,
Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko,
Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain… |
| Why I SMS U |
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye ! |
| Someday u may
lose |
Someday u may lose ur hair ..
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have! |
| Don’t bring any gift |
| Hi! i am marrying next week. there
will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am
inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to
marry me |
| When u feel sad |
When u feel sad …
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!! |
| Dost me aap jaisa |
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya taarif karu.
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi! |
| A message to GOD |
Dear God,
Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly. |
| SMS ka khatra. |
Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra |
| Ande tamatar |
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega |
| Salary meri ho |
Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri
ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho….. |
