| Shaane log SMS kar raele
hai |
Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai. |
| Ladkiyo ko SMS |
Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par
Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye |
| Ae item, kesa
hae? |
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega |
| Aisa kalyug aayega |
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega! |
| Why I miss u |
Sometime my mind asks why I miss
you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more
care. |
| 3 Dost - kallu, billu aur
ulloo |
| 3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo.
Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo
sms padh raha hai. |
| When I call you |
When I call you:
1 ring means - I’m missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot phone utha. |
| SMS karke paap karta hun |
Mandir mein jap karta hun,
Masjid mein addab karta hun,
Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun. |
| Kya aap Close Up karte
hain? |
Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain?
“MOBILE” k bill se darte hain?
To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain? |
| Sab se achha dost kaun? |
Sab se smart kaun?
- TUM
Sab se strong kaun?
- TUM
In sab mein tum se zyaada kaun?
- HUM
Lekin duniya mein, sab se achha dost kaun?
- HUM TUM |
