| Hum apne underwear
sukhaate hain |
| Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke
aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear
sukhaate hain. |
| Tumhare jaisa dost khone
na denge |
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane na denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge,
Sharafat se contact me rehena,
Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge |
| Satyug aane
wala hai |
Hitler raha nahi,
Saddam pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka thikana nahi,
Veerapppan mara gaya,
Aap bhi dikhte nahin,
Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai |
| Ham dekhte hain: TOM AND
JERRY |
Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera,
Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri,
Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,
Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY |
| Isiliye Disprin sath
rakhta hoon. |
Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hoon,
Dil me gam rakhta hoon,
aapki dosti ke baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hoon,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega,
isiliye Disprin sath rakhta hoon. |
| Raat hogayi soja shaitan |
Andheri sadak,
Sunsan kabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitan. |
| Bade ho kar aap se wasta
padenge |
Socha tha pyar na karenge,
Socha tha bade ho kar engineer banege,
Socha tha bade ho kar dulha banege,
Magar ALLAH ki kasam yeh nahin socha tha k,
bade ho kar aap se wasta padenge. |
| He saw them without
problems |
God saw ur parents hungry, He
created “Pizzas”
God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi”
He saw them walking he created, “Car”
He saw them without problems, “He created u”. |
| Dost me aap jaisa… |
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi |
| Men always have better
friends |
Men always have better friends…
They will stand by you, no matter what!
Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband,
the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s
apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl)
friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.
Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife
the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over
night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them
confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5
are claiming that he is still with them. |
