| Cute devil friends! |
When I was born, GOD said “oh no !
cute devil”
When U were born , God said “oh…Great competition”
Who knew that someday these devil’s would become FRIENDS. |
| Aap jaisa dost aur na
banaye |
Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye |
| Meri shaadi
mein dance kon karega |
Har karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
Ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega |
| Aaj bhi mera dost nahi
nahaya |
Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya
Sath mein tera khushbhu laya
Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya |
| Ek tum ho jo… |
Ek tum ho jo itney achhey ho,
Ek tum ho jo kitney pyare ho,
Ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
Ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain,
Jo jhooth par jhooth boley jaa rahey hain |
| Monkeys like u should be
kept in zoo |
Roses r red,
Violets r blue,
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too.
Not in the cage but laughing at u. |
| What a waste of life if u
loose me |
Its too heard to loose someone who
is:
99% cute,
98% sweet,
97% loving,
96% talented
and 100% friendly
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That’s me, what a waste of life if u loose me |
| Sudhar ja nalayak |
Open with love!!
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Hum aapse kuch kehna chahte hai,
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Wahi baat jo dilko chu jaye,
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Wahi pyar ke teen akshar,
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The three golden words,
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“Sudhar ja nalayak” |
| Guys and Gals |
This world is too small and is
divided into two parts:
“Guys and Gals”.
Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your
name”. |
| Bachpan se hi kamine ho? |
Men always have better friends…
They will stand by you, no matter what!
Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband,
the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s
apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl)
friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.
Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife
the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over
night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them
confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5
are claiming that he is still with them. |
