| Beta har parai stri
ko apni Maa samjho |
Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa
samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.
Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga??? |
| If I post this letter
tonight |
Customer : If I post this letter tonight,
will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai. |
| Whats the difference
between Data and Information? |
Whats the difference between Data and
Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information! |
| Before and after
marriage |
Before the marriage:
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me ?
Boy: Of course!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from
bellow to up, start with second last line |
| Millionaire and
Billionaire |
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do
you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire : “A Billionaire” |
| Agar GANDHIJI DON
hote to |
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to kehte,
” Mera intzaar to 11 mulko ke HAJAM kar rahe hai.
Lekin 1 baat janlo mere sir par bal aana muskil hi nahi namunkin bhi
hai.” |
| Correct the sentence |
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull
and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first. |
| Would you have
married me? |
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would
you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly,
“I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune” |
| Mera dil hai HUGE |
Mera dil hai HUGE,
Isse mat karna USE,
Warna ho jaye ga FUSE,
Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES. |
| Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne
loota |
Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota
‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha,
Mere ‘SMS’ bhi wahan pohanchay
Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha. |
