| Nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi
bata dena |
Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile
dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena. |
| Mere dost hi kanjus hogaye |
A bhai! Itna sannata kyon hai?
Kitne der se sms ki ghanti nahi baji.
Yeh sare network fuse hogaye
Ya mere dost hi kanjus hogaye. |
| Mobile wale
mein dam hai |
Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai. |
| Mobile connection band hai… |
Kya ho gai khata hamse
Jo sms aana band hai,
Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya
Mobile connection band hai… |
| Ab tak 56 |
Name:Don
Bapu:Gangster
Bhai:Munna Bhai
Add:36 china Town
Guru:Bluff Master
Dushman: Sarkar
Khoon: Ab tak 56
Sms bhejo warna 57!! |
| Na jane ye kaisi dosti
nibhai hai |
Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai |
| I’m in casualty now |
I’m in casualty now don’t say i
didn’t tell u
After 5 min i will be transfered to ICU
Doctor told me i will die if i don’t stop missing u. |
| Itne sweet nahi hain ki
diabeties ho jaye |
Mana hum itne sweet nahi hain ki
diabeties ho jaye,
Nahe itne salty hai ki B.P badh jaye,
Nahe itne tasty hai ki maza ajaye,
Par itne kadwe bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye. |
| Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti
hai |
Samunder ki gaherai ki bhi had
hoti hai,
Aasma ki unchai ki bhi had hoti hai,
Ek sms to kar de yaar kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai. |
| Izzat ka sawal hai |
Kya hua?
Sms factory me hadtal hai?
Ya inbox kangal hai?
Ya fir balance ka aakal hai?
Agar nahi to kyun bura haal hai?
Sms karo izzat ka sawal hai |
