| NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN! |
Teacher told all students in a
class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!” |
| Banta to his new bride |
“Darling,” said Banta to his new
bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on
my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?” |
| We r not
stupid |
Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot.
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night |
| That’s no excuse!!! |
Judge : You are charged with
throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge : Thats no excuse!!! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have
been for anyone passing by at the time? |
| Sardar at an art gallery |
Sardar at an art gallery “I
suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?”
Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!” |
| Meri biwi aur meri premika |
Two Sardars were walking together…
Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi
hain..
Dusra : Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha… |
| Sardar and Beta |
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu. |
| Sardarji is trying to
commit suicide |
Sardarji is trying to commit
suicide on the railway:
Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.
Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”
Sardarji keheta hai,
“Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”. |
| Sardarji zebra crossing pe |
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black &
white patte par bar bar
Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe,
honge….think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI” |
| During my operation |
Santa : “During my operation,
Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very
much.”
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “Oops!” |
