| Gold ring de de |
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl
friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : Koi badi cheez bata?
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de. |
| Sardar talking on cell |
Sardar talking on cell.
2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho?
1ST : Biwi se…
2ND : Itne… pyaar se?
1ST : Tumhari hai… |
| Is mein aur
colour dikhao |
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par
gaya.
Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…
Guess woh kya bola???
Is mein aur colour dikhao. |
| Sardar apni sister ke
saath bike pe |
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike
pe ja raha tha.
Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.
Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai. |
| Sweet conversation |
Sardar: Will U marry , after I
die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister. |
| No match, due to rain!!! |
No match, due to rain!!!Teacher
told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!” |
| “B.Com final year” |
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he
Went and Kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : “B.Com final year” |
| Ek hara vala dena! |
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and
asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haa’ replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’ |
| Sardar on phone |
Sardar on phone:
“Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking… |
| Sardar on an interview |
A sardar on an interview for the
post of detective was asked a question:
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate. |
