| Truck number bhi likha hai |
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian
mummy.
Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai.
BC-1760!! |
| Maine to ludhiyana call
kiya tha |
Sardar dials number and a girl
receives the phone.
Sardar: Hello kaun?
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to
“Ayodhya lag gaya”. |
| Electricity
nahi hoti to kya hota |
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se
poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta… |
| Kintna padhe ho |
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte. |
| Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai |
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab
baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt. |
| We have to learn telegu |
One day a sardarji talking with
his friend…
Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be
able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak
after 6 months. |
| Past tense of think |
A friend asks sardar how was ur
exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’. |
| Mere pair zameen par na
rahe |
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat
kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende. |
| Aplication by santa |
Aplication by santa:
Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the
family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.
Thank you. |
| Photocopied the one he had |
One sardar needing two plain paper
but he had only one.
Do you know what he did?
Photo copied the one he had! |
