| Ye hai all india radio |
Sardar went to a radio shop and
started shouting
Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha
Ise chalu karne par, ye hai all india radio bolta hai. |
| Knock the door |
How will you destroy a submarine
full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it. |
| Parking for
only two wheelers |
Sardar was busy removing a wheel
from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler. |
| I have one more |
2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a
car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more. |
| Alphabets were not in
order |
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he
worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright |
| Whole body born in punjab… |
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were
u born?
Sardar ji: In punjab.
Interviewer: Which part ?
Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab… |
| What is oxford |
Q: What is ford?
Sardar: Gaddi.
Q: What is oxford?
Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi. |
| Mere baap to bahut hai
par… |
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
“Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi” |
| Jaldi pee warna coffee
thandi hojaye gi |
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna
coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs. |
| Jitni choti ho utna hi
achhi he |
Sardar selected a short girl for
marry. Why?
Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he |
