| He made a local call |
Sardar wanted to make a std. call
to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call |
| Delivery free hai |
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko
itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai. |
| Photo lena hai |
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu
mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai….. |
| Cholestrol free |
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where
is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE. |
| Only small babies.. |
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to
Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! |
| Pehele hi kaant liye |
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100
rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye. |
| A for… |
Q: What is ford?
Sardar: Gaddi.
Q: What is oxford?
Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi. |
| E-mail & Fe-mail |
American says: “US mein shaadi
E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!” |
| Sardarji sank a man… |
When TITANIC was sinking, a man
asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms….
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS. |
| Sardar’s SMS to his
pregnant wife |
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant
wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”. |
