| 8 khaye nahi jayenge |
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge |
| Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya |
Santa dials a number. A girl
receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya |
| Truck dekhkar
tum kaampte kyon ho? |
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte
kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar
lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. |
| Oye! higher studies yaar |
Pathan sitting on the top of the
mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar |
| Aaj Light Khana hai! |
Q:Why Santa is standing below the
Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’ |
| I press the bell but no
one comes out |
A lady calls Santa for repairing
door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but
no one comes out |
| Don’t play with my life |
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb
me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u.
So don’t play with my life.
- Sardar says 2 mosquito. |
| Sardar’s exam and fighting |
2 sardars were fighting after
exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied. |
| Sardar’s english language |
A sardar learning english
introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney. |
| Sardar’s honeymoon |
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went
2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going &
I sent my wife with him. |
