| Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke
dal na!. |
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare
ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. |
| Mere papa bahut darpok
hain |
Santa child - mere papa bahut
darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete
hain ! |
| Sardarji &
Librarian |
Sardarji goes to the library and
slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no
story”
Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory” |
| Santa & Banta |
Santa & banta sit in a coffee
house…
1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi”
2nd: To kya?
1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/- |
| Marriage Certificate |
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage
Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon...... |
| EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON |
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC
SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" |
| machis |
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay
kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon |
| Teacher to Sardar |
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best
friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi |
| P-O-S-T-B-O-X. |
Manager asked to sardar at an
interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. |
| what is the meaning of SMS
? |
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is
the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane kiS - Service |
