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Once a sardar was looking at a
WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ? c |
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in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.. |
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| Sardarji went to party and
introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is
sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. |
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sardar. to his friend:yaar bari
mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai |
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| Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u
kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar
rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love. |
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A sardar saw a board on which it
was written " padhne wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid" |
| Main kal bazaar ja raha
tha |
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Ke meri chappal toot gai
Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai
“Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai
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| Killing mirror |
ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED
TO KILL LIERS:
FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)
AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)
SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED) |
| Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside |
| Mr.Inside went outside to see
Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but
outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside
outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside
but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside
OR Outside? |
| Sardar khaana kha raha tha… |
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha
tha…
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Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya. |
