| Break fail ho gayi hai |
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani
kyo badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske
pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai. |
| Baap ka naam |
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka
naam likh raha tha…
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
| How can u escape |
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed
room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining. |
| Petrol pump nahi.. |
Ek sardar apne father k samne
cigrate pi rahay the
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na |
| Why are you late |
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the
game went into extra time. |
| Main nikala gadi le k |
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o
nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal
hote hai?
Mendak jump in water
Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi” |
| Teacher and Sardar |
Teacher: John, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables. |
| Some Vitamins |
While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!! |
| An essay on a cricket
match |
A teacher told all students in a
class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing
except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!” |
| Always study in front of a
mirror |
Sardar always study in front of a
mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies. |
