| One tourist from U.S.A. |
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to
Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!! |
| Rats play football |
Sardar: In my dreams rats play
football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match. |
| Flash New |
A two seater plane crashed at a
graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more… |
| I paid Rs.1000 |
Sardar: What is my exam number…???
Teacher: Its 438625.
Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!! |
| Don’t call me now |
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne
ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”.
Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar ke kaha, “Don’t
call me now”. |
| What does Sardarji do? |
- What does Sardarji do when he
has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?
- He makes a photocopy of the white sheet. |
|
Sardar jee pareshan |
Sardar watching star tv bech mein
advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.
Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh
raha hon?” Hoooon |
| Santa and frog argument |
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin
hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi? |
| Talaq kyun di? |
Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko
talaq kyun di?
Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur
bacha bagwaan say mangti hai. |
| Band master with Santa |
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai
ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega?
Santa : 2-3 gaa kar shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat
generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai. |
