| An Englishman and Santa |
An Englishman and Santa inside the
toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. |
| ‘Free Delivery’ |
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant
wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’. |
| Agar aapko
garam hua toh? |
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat
bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge.
Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga.
Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to.
Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga. |
| Sardar in a garment shop |
A Sardar was working 1st time in a
garment shop.
A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha. |
| Couldn’t write the number
“eleven” |
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the
number “eleven”?
He didn’t know which “one” came first… |
| Lunch box lids |
Why do Sardars have see-through
lunch box lids?
So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to
work or coming home. |
| Empty beer bottles |
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer
bottles in his fridge?
They’re there for those who don’t drink. |
|
Set up a darkroom |
- Did you hear about the Sardar
who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light
bulbs?
- He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom |
| Lawyer to Sardar |
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath
rakhkar kaho ke…
Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir
gita pe haath. |
| Sardarji infront of mirror |
Sardarji was standing in front of
the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.” |
