| An answering machine |
Sardarji fixed an answering
machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.” |
| Sardars in a pub |
Two Sardars went into a pub and
after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets
and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the
pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches. |
| Ek Sardar road
se gujar raha tha |
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha
achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho. |
| Lady to inspector Santa |
Lady to inspector Santa : My
husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa : Why don`t U cook something else. |
| Guess karo kyun le kar
gaya? |
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay
saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho
gaya. |
| How do We Escape? |
Sardar is driving a jeep in a
jungle…
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left. |
| Let’s Thank |
It takes thousand workers to build
a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI |
| How do you recognize? |
- How do you recognize a Sardar in
School?
- He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board. |
| Can you lend me? |
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need
it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine. |
| A man asked Sardarji |
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan
Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”. |
