| Flash News |
Flash news: A 2 seater plane
crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for
more… |
| Sardar at an art gallery |
Sardar at an art gallery : I
suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! |
| You could have
posted it |
Postman : I have to come 5 miles
to deliver you this packet.
Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it. |
| Go and water the plants |
Sardar told his servant : Go and
water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go. |
| Lecturing on population |
A Teacher lecturing on population
-
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her! |
| Sardarji opens his lunch
box |
Sardarji opens his lunch box in
the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the
office |
| He done his work |
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki
english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan… |
|
Open the zip and do |
An Englishman and Santa inside the
toilet.
Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do. |
| A man to Santa |
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the
man and said, “He’s not my friend.†|
| Sardarji is not sleeping |
Sardarji is not sleeping with his
wife these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married
women. |
