| Other way 2 marry |
Lady : So, you want to become my
son-in-law?
Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur
daughter! |
| Ek Sardar |
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha
achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho. |
| Sardar was
writing something |
Sardar was writing something very
slowly.
Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast. |
| Sardar to girlfriend |
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling
main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche… |
| I Love U sister |
A sardarji doctor falls in love
with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse
- I Love U sister…. |
| Doctor and Sardar |
Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka
blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai. |
| Take a wild guess |
Santa said something in Banta’s
ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?
!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!! |
| Modern Art |
Santa, “I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.” |
| Banta to his new bride |
“Darling,” said Banta to his new
bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be
able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you
live on?” |
| Mera khoon jo pee rahi hai…. |
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka
blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai…. |
