| Truck number bhi likha hai |
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
| Wo udash ho gaya |
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo
udash ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa. |
| When I was
born |
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel
But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!! |
| When I was born |
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel
But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!! |
| Kya baat karte ho papa |
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu. |
| Why did he do so? |
Once a Sardar had a glove on one
hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it
would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. |
|
“Le karle number note” |
Santa was riding on a horse.He
jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”. |
| Shayari by SardarJi |
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi
nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha. |
| How can a Sardar kill a
lion? |
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me. |
| Sardar and Friend |
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati. |
