| 1 line main bool biwi
chahiye |
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day
dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye |
| Santa found answer |
Santa found answer to the most
difficult question ever:
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega ! |
| It is wrong to
sleep with married women |
Sardarji is not sleeping with his
wife! these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married
women. |
| Sardar and servant |
Sardar told his servant : Go and
water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. |
| Convert this sentence |
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”. |
| Higher Studies Yaar… |
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the
Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!! |
| Sardar writing something |
Sardar was writing something very
slowly.
Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast. |
| Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas
janewala tha |
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas
janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?
Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.” |
| Shanta and kele wala |
Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?
Kele Wala: 1Rs
Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??
Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.
Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De.. |
| Santa’s wedding
anniversary |
It was Santa’s wedding
anniversary.
Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made. |
