| A Sardar saw a Beautiful
Girl |
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he
went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year” |
| Santa and banta jungle
mein |
Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai. |
| anta fall out
the window |
Why did Santa fall out the window?
- He was ironing the curtain. |
| NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN! |
Teacher told all students in a
class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!” |
| Banta to his new bride |
“Darling,” said Banta to his new
bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on
my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?” |
| We r not stupid |
Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot.
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night. |
| Why are you late |
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the
game went into extra time. |
| Main nikala gadi le k |
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o
nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal
hote hai?
Mendak jump in water
Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi” |
| Teacher and Sardar |
Teacher: John, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables. |
| Some Vitamins |
While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!! |
