| An essay on a cricket
match |
A teacher told all students in a
class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing
except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!” |
| Always study in front of a
mirror |
Sardar always study in front of a
mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies. |
| One tourist
from U.S.A. |
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to
Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!! |
| Rats play football |
Sardar: In my dreams rats play
football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match. |
| Flash New |
A two seater plane crashed at a
graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more… |
| I paid Rs.1000 |
Sardar: What is my exam number…???
Teacher: Its 438625.
Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!! |
