| Sardar and servant |
Sardar told his servant : Go and
water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go |
| Convert this sentence |
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”. |
| Higher Studies
Yaar… |
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the
Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!! |
| Sardar writing something |
Sardar was writing something very
slowly.
Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast. |
| Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas
janewala tha |
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas
janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?
Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.” |
| Shanta and kele wala |
Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?
Kele Wala: 1Rs
Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??
Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.
Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De.. |
| Santa’s wedding
anniversary |
It was Santa’s wedding
anniversary.
Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made. |
| A Sardar saw a Beautiful
Girl |
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he
went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year” |
| Santa and banta jungle
mein |
Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa |
| anta fall out the window |
Why did Santa fall out the window?
- He was ironing the curtain. |
