| Bina sui k 14 injection
lagane ka |
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata,
agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane
ka. |
| Tum saala log udharich
milega |
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka
maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga. |
| Kya mamu apun
ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa |
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli
kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! |
| Apun mangta hai |
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona
mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey. |
| Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela
hai light |
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai
lightApun ek sher bolega,
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight,
Boleto, Bye Good Night.. |
| Apun ne fauran sms kiya |
Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya. |
| Ekdum Jhakass Holi |
Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Holi* |
| Shaane log SMS kar raele
hai |
Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai. |
| Ae item, kesa hae? |
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega |
| SMS chipka dal mamu |
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi
aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. |
