| Faltu SMS sewa… |
Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS
sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye. |
| SMS karen… |
Namaskar…
Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
Yadi purush hai to 2 sms karen,
Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge… Within 5 min |
| Why don’t dogs
marry? |
Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain |
| What is the opposite of
Dominoes? |
What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know! |
| Ramayan mein likha hai ki… |
Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai
yahan kya dhoondh raha hai? |
| Ek laash radio station se
gaayab kaise hui? |
Ek laash radio station se gaayab
kaise hui?
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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje |
| Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? |
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule. |
| SHUT UP |
SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U
U = U Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U
So Again… SHUT UP! |
| Kisi bhi time apun ka sms
aa sakta hai |
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai |
| Pizza hut ka opposite |
Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite
kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat |
