| A chinese question: |
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua,
got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua |
| Get someone 2 marry me |
| I’m getting married next week
there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring
any gift just bring someone 2 marry me. |
| Kyon ki saas
bi kabhi bahoo thi |
Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke
sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?
Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi ! |
| 3 Dost - kallu, billu aur
ulloo |
| 3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo.
Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo
sms padh raha hai. |
| Kal balance ho na ho |
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho. |
| Sab kitne chhote-chhote,
pyare-pyare hote haina |
Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne… |
| Niche jao aur jito paise
hi paise |
Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
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Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge |
| Murgi ki paheli |
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road
cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum
paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai. |
| Kripya dhyan de |
Kripya dhyan de …
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo. |
