| Kissing at Top |
Kissing at Top,
Fingering at Middle,
Firing at Bottom,
U know the answer…
Cigarette smoking is injurious to health. |
| When a lion roars thrice |
What happens when a lion roars
thrice?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins! |
| Neechey se
padho |
Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss
Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho |
| Sacrificing the dresses |
2 Personalities came from Gujarat
& sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?
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One is Gandhiji &
The other is
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Don’t u know
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She is
Bepasha |
| Bandar ko mobile diya to
aisa hi karega |
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega |
| Smoke everyday |
Smoke everyday!
Smoke means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool sms
E=everyday
So plz feel free to smoke.
Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day… |
| 2+5=11 Kaise huwa |
Can u think k
2+5=11
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
“GALTI SE” |
| Kyon ki saas bi kabhi
bahoo thi |
Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke
sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?
Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi ! |
| Which is the Sensitive
Organ? |
Which part of the body is most
sensitive while watching adult
movies?
…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha. |
| Automatically |
Q:Explain the word
“automatically”?
A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey
hain “auto -main-takhi”. |
